yesterday's realizations

people get fat because they eat off of forks with four prongs. if they'd switch to a fork with three prongs, presto! 10lbs gone like that. Try it.

and...

i'm good at prioritizing and getting shit done in this life on time because I cracked out on warcraft for however many thousand hours back in my other life.

Reading the newestWorld War 3 Illustrated currently and perusing this strange little anti-corporate culture jamming pamphlet I discovered. Check it out at ofthebeast.com