don't try to stop drinking while reading the ginger man by j.p. donleavy
don't try to quit smoking before driving a 26 foot u-haul across the state.
and don't kid yourself schmuck-o.
These here words are fer readin' and thinkin' 'bout 'fore I run outta apostrophes. I don't wanna die before my book comes out so this site is dedicated to the dissemination of information in its multitudinous forms. The Lone Haranguer: A phantom heckler who rides past the king's window frequently to shout "The king is a fink!" The king has suffered anxiety over the stranger, but has never succeeded in capturing or identifying him.